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• No Clinton! I said "Fax me" not "Tax me"!
• This is a stick-up! Fax me all your money!!
• But, officer, he's not drunk, I just saw his fingers twitch!
• You are a poor girl, and if you don't like to think about it, just ask me.
  If you don't make up your mind to being that, you become one of those terrible girls that don't know whether they are millionairesses or paupers....
• The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys.
  I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while....
• I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Fax me no questions, I'll Fax you no lies!
• I have a funny daddy Who goes in and out with me And everything that baby does Daddy's sure to see, And everything that baby says, My daddy's sure to tell.
  You _m_u_s_t have read my daddy's verse. I hope he fries in Hell. -- Ogden Nash...
• I asked this guy if he had the time. He said he'd love to give it to me, but he wasn't sure he could make the commitment.
  -- Carol Siskind...