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• Stop picking your nose and go to the next message
• In ten minutes, the Joker poison on your Batman memorabilia will be activated
• The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
• Your phone will ring.
• Your only *true* erogenous zone is between your ears.
• There is an imaginary universe just around the corner from reality and next door to the twilight zone.
  Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to explore the landscape and gather up treasures....
• You drop your carrier and I'll drop my pants....
• OH, STOP YOUR WHINING!
• Get your mind out of the gutter! Grab mine while you're there, please.