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• I'm the world's first fully-functioning homicidal artist. -- The Joker in the BATMAN movie
• Never rub another man's rhubarb. -- Jack Nicholson as The Joker, "Batman", the movie
• Such a beautiful beast roaming the earth could put steam in a man's stride.
  -- The Joker (Jack Nickolson), Batman ( In reference to Kim Bassinger )...
• Grab your Cape/And drop the phone/Your next stop is/The Joker Zone
• Good morning, this is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock--that's two minutes from now.
• Unfortunately I already have a servant. The word is.
  ..that your servant is the worst servant in London....
• Good morning. This is the telephone company. Due to repairs, we're giving you advance notice that your service will be cut off indefinitely at ten o'clock.
  That's two minutes from now....
• Get me some coffee and then ask me in ten minutes.
• The amount of sleep needed by the average person is ten minutes more.