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• Before I go out to take a picture of someone, I just stop at the city desk and say, 'Do you want him gazing out toward the sunset or picking his nose?
  ' -- Calvin Trilli...
• Please affix a 29-cent stamp on your next message.
• Can you imagine Spock picking his nose?
• I wasn't picking my nose...I was scratching.
• HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt . . .
• Grab your Cape/And drop the phone/Your next stop is/The Joker Zone
• Flanders: All right, Simpson. You get your soul back.
  [threateningly] But let that ill-gotten donut be forever on your head!...
• How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?
  ' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Arnold, age 10...
• I'm not picking my nose, I'm pointing to my brain.