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• Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.
• Imitating Mr. Rogers:) Hello. I'm in the Neighborhood of Make Believe right now, so I can't come to the phone.
  Can you leave your name and number when you hear the sound of the tone?...
• If I promise to miss you, will you go away?
• Theme music from Peter Gunn:) My name is David. What people call me is something else entirely.
  I'm a P.I. It says so on my door. I would have been here to take your call, but then....
• Quote #184 "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of the pox !
  "That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress" -- -- John Wilkes to The Earl of Sandwich, Parliament, November 1763 Now that's so much of a classic I am near-ashamed to include it in here....
• The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
  "I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weaken it....
• Start with:) Hello, this is Adrian; I'm just returning your call.
  (Later change it to:) Hello, this is Adria...
• This is my chosen fast: to loosen all the bonds that bind men unfairly, to let the oppressed go free, to break every yoke.
  Share your bread with the hungry, take the homeless into your home....
• When you're away, I'm restless, lonely, Wretched, bored, dejected
  only Here's the rub, my darling dear I feel the same when you are near....