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• Drinking is not a spectator sport. -- Jim Brosna
• He that spends all his life in sport is like one who wears nothing but fringes and eats nothing but sauces.
  -- Fulle...
• That's not a Beholder. It's a Spectator. -- Famous Last Word
• The people of Halifax invented the trampoline. During the Victorian period the tripe-dressers of Halifax stretched tripe across a large wooden frame and jumped up and down on it to `tender and dress' it.
  The tripoline, as they called it, degenerated into becoming the apparatus for a spectator sport....
• The people of Halifax invented the trampoline. During the Victorian period the tripe-dressers of Halifax stretched tripe across a large wooden frame and jumped up and down on it to `tender and dress' it.
  The tripoline, as they called it, degenerated into becoming the apparatus for a spectator sport....
• Hockey is the greatest sport of all.
• Men are the sport of circumstances, when the circumstances seem the sport of men. -- Byro
• It's not sport if you can talk afterwards.