What About You, You Ever Kill Anything?" "No, I Think Killing Animals For Sport Is Wrong.

What About You, You Ever Kill Anything?" "No, I Think Killing Animals For Sport Is Wrong.

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"What about you, you ever kill anything?"
"No, I think killing animals for sport is wrong."
"So you wouldn't kill an animal, huh?... Would you kill a MOOSE that was
molesting your WIFE?"
-- The Mountain Man, One of Dana Carvey's great SNL character

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Never frighten a small man -- he'll kill you.