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• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
• God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board -- Mark Twai
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. -- Mark Twai...
• In the first place, God made idiots; this was for practice
  hen he made school boards. -- Mark Twai...
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. MARK TWAIN...
• God made the integers; all else is the work of Man.
  --- or --- Man made God; all else is the work of integers....
• I do not like work even when someone else does it. -- Mark Twain (Samuel Clemens) (1835-1910)
• God made machine language; all the rest is the work of man.