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• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. -- Mark Twai...
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice.
  Then he made school boards. MARK TWAIN...
• God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board -- Mark Twai
• God only made man because he was disappointed with the monkey. -- Mark Twai
• Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
• Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by Michael Angelo!
  -- Mark Twain (1835-1910), "The Innocents Abroad...
• Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST .
  .. -- The Begatting of a Preside...
• Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called Yorba Linda
  and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST ....