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  I said, "the whole time." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Doll: Guess who, Fat boy!! Homer: [blinded, bumping around, with the doll strapped to his head] Marge!
  Marge! Look! Marge: [from the kitchen] Oh, my God!...
• Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
  -- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
• My computer's getting jealous... of time I spend with my girlfriend.
• My girlfriend gives me more error messages than my computer.
• CAN'T whistle at my girlfriend, she leaves me breathless!
• My girlfriend cut me off. Should I dump her?!*&$#(@^&NO MARYER
• My girlfriend and I sure had a good time at the beach last summer.
  First she'd bury me in the sand, then I'd bury her....