God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent- it says so right
here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three
of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain
for you. No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.
-- Lazarus Long
here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three
of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain
for you. No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.
-- Lazarus Long
Related:
- Long's Notes
1) Always store beer in a dark place.
2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until... - Bart: Lis! Lis, come here, I found him! I found Edgar Neubauer.
[points at a tombstone: "Edgar Neubauer: Beloved husband... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - You can have peace. Or you can have freedom.
--
Lazarus... - Marge: [making lunch] Extra mustard for Bart, sliced diagonally,
not lengthwise. Light mayo for Lisa, cut off... - Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her,
"Oh, I'm so talented." and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and... - And all that the Lorax left here in this mess
was a small pile of rocks with the one word,
"unless." Whatever THAT meant, well, I just couldn't... - Bart: [dumps money on counter] I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm.
Here's 99 cents. Comic guy: [sighs] Allow me to summarize... - Don't try to have the last word. You might get it.
-
Lazarus...
From the same category:
- Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car
could go straight upwards.
Fred... - In God we trust, everybody else must pay in cash /
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-----... - Keep in mind always the four constant Laws of Frisbee:
1) The most powerful force in the world is that of... - VYARZERZOMANIMORORSEZASSEZANSERAREORSES
... - There is a hole in
your mind...
