God Is Omnipotent, Omniscient, And Omnibenevolent- It Says So Right Here On The Label.

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God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omnibenevolent- it says so right
here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three
of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain
for you. No checks, please. Cash, and in small bills.
-- Lazarus Long

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