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Given A Choice Between Two Bald Political Candidates, The American People Will Vote For The Less Bald Of The Two.
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Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American
people will vote for the less bald of the two.
-- Vic Gold
Related:
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
-- Vic Gold...
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Blore's Razor: Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier.
Given a choice between two theories, take the one which is funnier. -- Blore's Razo
The American Bald Eagle is protected by law, the unborn American baby isn't.
Some of our laws are really for the birds....
