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• All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
  -- Vic Gold...
• Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
  -- Vic Gold...
• All things being equal, you are bound to lose.
• Scott: "A Bird of Prey cannot fire when she's cloaked.
  Spock: "All things being equal, Mister Scott, I would agree....
• All things being equal, all things are never equal. -- Marshall L. Smith
• One cannot always be sure of the truth of what one hears if he happens to be President of the United States.
  William Howard Taft (1857-1930)...
• A Galileo could no more be elected president of the United States than he could be elected Pope of Rome.
  Both high posts are reserved for men favored by God with an extraordinary genius for swathing the bitter facts of life in bandages of self-illusion....