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The American Bald Eagle Is Protected By Law, The Unborn American Baby Isn't.
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The American Bald Eagle is protected
by law, the unborn American baby isn't.
Some of our laws are really for the birds.
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Given a choice between two bald political candidates, the American people will vote for the less bald of the two.
-- Vic Gold...
Our crude civilization engenders a multitude of wants, and law-givers are ever at their wit's end devising.
The hall and the theater and the church have been invented, and compulsory education....
Be American, Buy American - and CHARGE IT!
That's not my stomach, my stomach is this basketball shaped thing that holds my pants up.
-- Doodle, American Eagle in Roger Ramje...
The American nation in the sixth ward is a fine people
hey love the eagle -- on the back of a dollar. -- Finlay Peter Dunne...
All the baby birds are dead.
Nuke the gay, unborn, baby whales for Jesus.
What is an unborn baby? Daddies' Little Squirt.
A ranger was walking through the forest and encountered a hunter carrying a shotgun and a dead loon.
What in the world do you think you're doing? Don't you know that the loon is on the endagered species list?...