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• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... When are you going to grow up?...
• Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.
  As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons....
• The greatest gift that you can give yourself is a little bit of your own attention.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• I told the truth Lord! How can I learn any moral lesson if you keep confusing me like this.
  -- Philipe The Mouse, "Ladyhawke...
• RADIOACTIVE: if you can read this you're sterile
• Lisa: Hey, Bart. How's your arm? Bart: It's all right.
  I was hoping they'd give me one of those steel claws, but what are you gonna do....
• You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess the light as the lens does.
  If you seek yourself, you rob the lens of its transparency....
• Pfft. Now you tell me.
• The 20/80 Law: 20 percent of the customers account for 80 percent of the turnover, 20 percent of the components account for 80 percent of the cost, and so forth.
  -- Vilfredo Pareto...