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• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• Well done, Bladder. How can I ever thank you? Well, you can start by not calling me 'Bladder', sir.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• I was hoping that you might play the title role, sir.
  What a roaringly good idea. What's the play called?...
• Get out, Blackadder, and stop corking our juices. Certainly, your Highness.
  I'll leave you to dribble in private. -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Look! He's got a bomb! It's not a _bomb_, sir, it's a _sponge_.
  -- George and Edmund : Sense and Senility...
• Thank God you're here! We desperately need you! Who, me sir?
  Mr. Thicky Black Thicky Adder Thicky?...Mr Hopelessly Drivelly Can't Write For Toffee Crappy Butler Weed?...
• Surely you must have noticed something in the air? Well yes, of course, but I thought that was Private Baldrick.
  -- Edmund and George : Goodbyeee......
• I die...I hope men will say of me that I did duty by my country.
  I think that's pretty unlikely, sir. If I were you I'd try for something a bit more realistic....
• You look smart, Mr Blackadder. Going somewhere nice?
  No. I'm off to the theatre. What, don't you like it?...