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• All Generalizations Are False, Generally!
• Those who have false teeth, when your plates come out tonight, don't use just water in an ordinary old glass, use some class, use Bud Light, and put some sparkle in your smile for tomorrow!
• Braces for false teeth. -- Polish inventio
• If a faith healer has to have false teeth, wear glasses and use a hearing aid, well, so much for Oral Roberts!
• Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
  -- Albert Engstrom...
• The more complex the idea or technology, the more simpleminded is the opposition.
• George Washington's false teeth were made of whale bone.
• Continental people have sex-life; the English have hot-water bottles.
• In measuring electrical activity in different parts of the brai
  esearchers found that people who describe themselves as generally happy have more activity in the left prefrontal lobe of their brains than do other people....