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• Life is like a hot shower. One wrong turn and you're in hot water.
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• Have you ever wondered what makes Californians so calm?
  Besides drugs, I mean. The answer is hot tubs. A hot tub is a redwood container filled with water that you sit in naked with members of the opposite sex, none of whom is necessarily your spouse....
• My sex life is very bad. If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all.
  -- Rodney Dangerfield...
• No wonder there is water pollution. Everyday, some 300 million bottles of Coca Cola are drunk by people around the world.
• Generally, people will be more forcefully in opposition to the fluoridation of the water, if they have false teeth.
• People who live in glass houses shouldn't have sex.
• In our apartment house we have a very scientific plumbing system.
  Every apartment has three pipes running through it....