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• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. -- J. R. "Bob" Dobb
• You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
  -- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...
• I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints.
  If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. -- George Foreman, 1990, Quoted in London Time...
• Jeep: Just Eat Every Pickle.
• Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (B)eat computer to a pulp?
• Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.
• I'm not a vampire. I just eat like one.
• Sometimes I eat fish just for the halibut ...
• Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!