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• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke. -- J. R. "Bob" Dobb
• Clinton: Well, how're we gonna pull the wool over their eyes today?
• You can believe me, because I never lie, and I'm always right.
  -- George Tirebiter said "I always lie, and I'm always right." -- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs said...
• Do you think sheep know when you're pulling the wool over their eyes?
• Don't just eat a hamburger; eat the HELL out of it. -- J.R. "Bob" Dobb
• You'd PAY to know what you REALLY think. -- J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, 1961
• You know how dumb the average guy is? Well, by definition, half of them are even dumber than THAT.
  -- J.R. "Bob" Dobb...
• Aw come on, Bob. Pull my finger.
• WE'VE GOT YOU NOW!! This fortune was poisoned. If a second your eyes will start gniyalp t#r*i%c"k!
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