Homer: Hey Princess! It's me! The guy from the snap shot!
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi.
Homer: Look, I'm here because I want to apologize for treating you
like an object.
Kashmir: Uh-huh.
Homer: I also want my boy to find out that you're more than just a
belly. I want to meet the woman behind all the spangles and
glitter, and find out that she has thought and feelings too.
Kashmir: Uh, oh, okay, but can we make it quick?
Bart: Nice to meet you ma'am. [waves]
Homer: Could you tell him a little about yourself?
Kashmir: Well, um, my real name is Shauna Tifton, my pet peeve is rude
people, and my turn-ons include silk sheets and a warm
fireplace.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
Kashmir: [not very enthusiastically] Oh, hi.
Homer: Look, I'm here because I want to apologize for treating you
like an object.
Kashmir: Uh-huh.
Homer: I also want my boy to find out that you're more than just a
belly. I want to meet the woman behind all the spangles and
glitter, and find out that she has thought and feelings too.
Kashmir: Uh, oh, okay, but can we make it quick?
Bart: Nice to meet you ma'am. [waves]
Homer: Could you tell him a little about yourself?
Kashmir: Well, um, my real name is Shauna Tifton, my pet peeve is rude
people, and my turn-ons include silk sheets and a warm
fireplace.
-- "Homer's Night Out"
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Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Marge: [thrusting a copy of the photograph in his face]
What is the &l
meaning> of this! Homer: Whyarreeuumpht... Meaningless!... - Homer: [awkwardly] Uh...so, let's have a conversation.
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much I missed her!
Marge: [pause] She's nice. Homer: But...? Marge: I just don't think you should get too excited about the woman who abandoned you for 25 years.... - Tony: OK, wherever Krusty's gone, we'll find him. Legs, you check
out the East Side.
Louie, Rome and Budapest. Tell the boys I want a total world search.... - Marge: Homer! Bart! Maggie! Company eating rules.
Homer: [burps] Oh, right. [everyone eats all delicate, like] Ba... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Grimes: Oh, I, I can't stand it any longer. This whole plant is
insane.
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