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• You know you've been hacking too long when The set-up line for a genre of one-liners told by hackers about themselves.
  These include the following: not only do you check your email more often than your paper mail, but you remember your network address faster than your postal one....
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen: lend me your noses.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
• When you're down and out, lift up your voice and shout, "I'M DOWN AND OUT"!
• Joey: All right. [gets up] Monica: [stopping him] No!
  Joey, we swore we'd never tell! Chandler: [running over and joining Monica] They'll never understand!...
• Sit In: When you sit down to stand up for your rights...
• To all aspiring young comedians--when are you going to do something with your life?
  Get a real job in hardware sales or taxidermy--meet a nice girl, settle down, and stop hanging around those comedy clubs with all your comedy bum friends....
• Never trust your first impulse, for all too often it is good, and will ruin your reputation if you follow it.
• You may be redneck... if your mother turns out to be your sister.