You Have To Take Off Your Shoes Before You Can Take Off Your Stockings.
You have to take off your shoes before you can take off your stockings.
Them fancy Japanese steak houses--they make you take off your shoes before you even go in.
That's because the food is so bad they're afraid you're gonna kick 'em. -- Billy Holliday...
If you think that you are sweet, take off your jock & smell the seat!!
Nice underwear. Perhaps you should take them off your head.
I can count even higher if I take my shoes off.
Sirius is paved with gold So I've heard it said By nuts who then go on to say "See Tau before you're dead.
I'll gladly take the high road Or even take the low, But if you have to take me apart to get me there Then I, for one, won't go....
Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Sex: The most fun you can have with your clothes off.
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. -- Hannah More
You may be redneck... if you had to take the wheels off your new home.