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• Forgive me father for I have syned.
• Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
  -- Robert Fro...
• Burns: Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one to carry on my legacy.
  Due to my hectic schedule and lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir....
• Chang: "I offer into the record this excerpt from the captain's personal log.
  Kirk: "I have never trusted Klingons...and I never will....
• If, after I depart this vale, you ever remember me and have thought to please my ghost, forgive some sinner and wink your eye at some homely girl.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox And which you were probably saving for breakfast.
  Forgive me. They were delicious....
• If you're going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy.
  God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickove...
• I shall be an autocrat: that's my trade. And the good Lord will forgive me
  hat's his. -- Empress Catherine the Grea...
• Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which side I'm on.