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• Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
  -- Robert Fro...
• Lord, for give all my little jokes on Thee, And I'll forgive Thy great big one on me.
  -- Robert Frost?...
• I got an HT for my wife... Good trade!
• There once was a man who went to a computer trade show.
  Each day as he entered, the man told the guard at the doo...
• The Lord my pasture shall prepare, And feed me with a shepherd's care
  His presence shall my wants supply, And guard me with a watchful eye....
• I got a used gun for my wife, pretty good trade , huh ?
• Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense.
  -- Robert Fro...
• I see my way as birds their trackless way. I shall arrive,--what time, what circuit first, I ask no
  but unless God send his hail Or blinding fire-balls, sleet or stifling snow, In some time, his good time, I shall arrive...
• BACK, spawn of Satan! It's the Reverend Wallace Wallop you face, and my strength is GREAT, for I do HIS work!
  This is a battery-powered water pistol filled with HOLY WATER!...