Burns: Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one
to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and
lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one
to leave my enormous fortune to. No one.
Smithers: Ahem --
Burns: You, Smithers? Oh no, my dear friend. I've planned a far
greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried
alive with me. [Opens a miniature coffin containing dead
Burns and aghast Smithers]
Smithers: Oh...goody.
-- Contagious enthusiasm, "Burns' Heir"
to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and
lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one
to leave my enormous fortune to. No one.
Smithers: Ahem --
Burns: You, Smithers? Oh no, my dear friend. I've planned a far
greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried
alive with me. [Opens a miniature coffin containing dead
Burns and aghast Smithers]
Smithers: Oh...goody.
-- Contagious enthusiasm, "Burns' Heir"
Related:
- Burns: Who is that lavatory linksman, Smithers?
Smithers
Homer Simpson, sir. One of the fork and spoon operators... - Burns: Heh heh, look, Smithers -- a creature of pure malevolence
He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Smithers: I got a mink chamois, sir, I hope it -- Oh my God
Mr. Burns is dead! [sobs] Why do the good... - Smithers: Oh my God! I knew I shouldn't have left
Burns: Ah, welcome back Smithers. Say, do you know... - Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr
Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Smithers: [chuckles] Perfect. When I give the signal
you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. After she tears... - Burns: You should've seen the murderous glint in his eyes
Smithers. And his breath reeked of beer and pretzeled...
