Burns: Smithers, Do You Realize If I Had Died, There Would Be No One To Carry On My Legacy.

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Burns: Smithers, do you realize if I had died, there would be no one
to carry on my legacy. Due to my hectic schedule and
lethargic sperm, I never fathered an heir. Now I have no one
to leave my enormous fortune to. No one.
Smithers: Ahem --
Burns: You, Smithers? Oh no, my dear friend. I've planned a far
greater reward for you. When I pass on, you shall be buried
alive with me. [Opens a miniature coffin containing dead
Burns and aghast Smithers]
Smithers: Oh...goody.
-- Contagious enthusiasm, "Burns' Heir"

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