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Florida: Come on vacation, leave on probation
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When going on vacation, be sure to leave cans of dog food and a can opener where your dog can easily reach them.
You know your vacation is a success if, when you come home, you discover that the grass has not grown sufficiently to require an immediate cutting.
I will not sell land in Florida.
You will encounter a tall, dark stranger... your probation officer.
From this day forth, Robot House is on dodecatuple secret probation." -Dean Verno
Soon enough it will come to pass that you will be able to take a vacation to Mars, and soon enough it will come to pass that you will be able to discover that your luggage has gone to Pluto.
Milo Bloom for Florida's next Governor.
Brain on vacation, body on autopilot.
