You Know Your Vacation Is A Success If, When You Come Home, You Discover That The Grass Has Not Grown Sufficiently To Require An Immediate Cutting.

You Know Your Vacation Is A Success If, When You Come Home, You Discover That The Grass Has Not Grown Sufficiently To Require An Immediate Cutting.

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You know your vacation is a success if, when you come home, you discover
that the grass has not grown sufficiently to require an immediate cutting.

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You can't carve your way to success without cutting remarks.
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You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
When you next look at a cow eating some grass, pause a little longer and recall that science has not yet come up with a good response as to how grass is turned into milk.