Soon Enough It Will Come To Pass That You Will Be Able To Take A Vacation To Mars, And Soon Enough It Will Come To Pass That You Will Be Able To Discover That Your Luggage Has Gone To Pluto.

Soon Enough It Will Come To Pass That You Will Be Able To Take A Vacation To Mars, And Soon Enough It Will Come To Pass That You Will Be Able To Discover That Your Luggage Has Gone To Pluto.

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Soon enough it will come to pass that you will be able to take a vacation
to Mars, and soon enough it will come to pass that you will be able to
discover that your luggage has gone to Pluto.

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You will soon take that long awaited vacation.
You know your vacation is a success if, when you come home, you discover that the grass has not grown sufficiently to require an immediate cutting.
You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.
If you practice often enough you will be able to spell your name with no problem....
You will soon be able to do all the things sane people can do.
Consider nothing as impossible before it has come to pass.
And this too shall come to pass.
Sickness- No excuses will be acceptable. We will no longer accept your doctor's statement as proof of illness, as we believe that if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.
-- Work Rule...
The crowbar has landed on your foot and injured you.
You won't be able able to carry as much stuff as before....