Fiddle: Friction of a horse's tail on a cat's entrails.
Related:
- FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a
horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
To Rome said Nero: "If to smoke you turn I shall... - Hey, diddle, diddle! The cat and the fiddle...
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Nursery... - You tell 'em Horse,
You carry a tail... - An iron horse,
with a flaxen tail,
The faster that the horse does run,
The shorter does his tail become. Needle and thread... - Get off my tail, because shit happens.
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Rumper sticker on a... - Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm.
Pull legs and chew tail... - The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess
his Jaguar... - Friction is
a drag...
From the same category:
- Folly loves the martyrdom of fame.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824)
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Monody on the Death of Sheridan, Line... - Let us remember that ours is a nation of lawyers and
order... - Your worst nightmare:
Bottle fed by Dolly Parton... - Shah, shah!
Ayatulla you so... - Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence
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Time...
