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• My other cat is a Jaguar.
• Like Aesop's fox, when he had lost his tail, would have all his fellow foxes cut off theirs.
  -- Robert Burton (1577-1640) -- Anatomy of Melancholy, Democritus to the Reade...
• A cat's best friend is his teddy bear. -- Garfield.
• Alcibiades had a very handsome dog, that cost him seven thousand drachma
  and he cut off his tail, "that," said he, "the Athenians may have this story to tell of me, and may concern themselves no further with me....
• A man who carries a cat by its tail learns something he can learn in no other way.
• A dog is man's best friend because he wags his tail, not his tongue.
• Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied
  You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat....
• You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.
  You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles....