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• FIDDLE, n. An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.
  To Rome said Nero: "If to smoke you turn I shall not cease to fiddle while you burn....
• Hey, diddle, diddle! The cat and the fiddle... -- Nursery rhyme
• You tell 'em Horse, You carry a tail.
• An iron horse, with a flaxen tail, The faster that the horse does run, The shorter does his tail become.
  Needle and thread....
• Get off my tail, because shit happens. -- Rumper sticker on a horse
• Bagpipe: Stuff cat under arm. Pull legs and chew tail.
• The best way to cut off a cat's tail is to repossess his Jaguar.
• Friction is a drag.