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• Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
  Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar, but if they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three....
• Q: Why don't Scotsmen ever have coffee the way they like it?
  A: Well, they like it with two lumps of sugar. If they drink it at home, they only take one, and if they drink it while visiting, they always take three....
• Far beyond all other pleasures, rarer than jewels or treasures, sweeter than grape from the vine.
  Yes! Yes! Greatest of pleasures! Coffee, coffee, how I love its flavor, and if you would win my favor, yes!...
• I always watch my speling;sintax, grammer & pointuatio
• Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.
  It's thin current slides away, but eternity remains. Henry David Thoreau...
• Time is but the stream I go a-fishin in. I drink at it, but while I drink I see the sandy bottom and detect how shallow it is.
  Itls thin current slides away, but eternity remains. Henry David Thoreau...
• Shall I take you to a restaurant that's got glass tables?
  You can watch yourself while you are eating!...
• I like to watch, Eve...
• I drink, therefore I am.