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• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• A girl's best friend is her mutter. -- Dorothy Parke
• Who loves not wisely but too well Will look on Helen's face in hell, But he whose love is thin and wise Will view John Knox in Paradise.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• The two most beautiful words in the English language are: 'Cheque enclosed.' -- Dorothy Parke
• The two most beautiful words in the English language are "Cheque Enclosed." -- Dorothy Parke
• See the happy moron, He doesn't give a damn. I wish I were a moron, My God!
  Perhaps I am! -- Dorothy Parke...
• I really can't come to your party Mrs. Parker, I can't bear fools.
  That's strange; your mother could. -- Dorothy Parke...
• Brevity is the soul of lingerie. -- Dorothy Parke
• My love, he's mad, and my love, he's fleet, And a wild young wood-thing bore him!
  The ways are fair to his roaming feet, And the skies are sunlit for him....