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• Four be the things I'd been better without: Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.
  -- Dorothy Parker, "Not So Deep as a Well...
• If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
  -- Dorothy Parke...
• Famous actress bragging about her husband: Look at him, isn't he beautiful I have kept him for seven years now Dorothy Parke
  Don't Worry--he'll come back in style -- Dorothy Parke...
• Here in my heart, I am Helen; I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.
  I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Stael; I'm Salome, moon of the East....
• Here in my heart, I am Helen; I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.
  I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Stael; I'm Salome, moon of the East....
• Here in my heart, I am Helen; I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.
  I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Sta"el; I'm Salome, moon of the East....
• Lady, lady, should you meet One whose ways are all discreet, One who murmurs that his wife Is the lodestar of his life, One who keeps assuring you That he never was untrue, Never loved another one.
  .. Lady, lady, better run! -- Dorothy Parker, "Social Note...