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• FACT: A cat will blink when struck by a hammer.
• A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
• A cat will almost always blink when hit with a sledgehammer.
• When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.
• At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achieveme
  especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously -- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching after fact and reason....
• At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achieveme
  especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously -- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching after fact and reason....
• Rush Limbaugh will be a noncloset Liberal when it is *profitable*!
• When in doubt, make it up. -- Liberal Rule # 2
• When in doubt, tell a lie. -- Liberal Rule # 1