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• FACT: A liberal will blink when struck with a hammer.
• A Mexican _WILL_ blink when hit by a hammer.
• A cat will almost always blink when hit with a sledgehammer.
• Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it was my hammer!
• When in doubt, use a bigger hammer.
• At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achieveme
  especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously -- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching after fact and reason....
• At once it struck me what quality went to form a man of achieveme
  especially in literature, and which Shakespeare possessed so enormously -- I mean negative capability, that is, when a man is capable of being in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any irritable reaching after fact and reason....
• I was driving my car out of the driveway in the usual manner, when it was struck by the other car in the same place it had been struck several times before.
• When all else fails, use a hammer. -- Charade's Axiom