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When In Doubt, Tell A Lie. -- Liberal Rule # 1
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When in doubt, tell a lie.
-- Liberal Rule # 1
Related:
When in doubt, make it up. -- Liberal Rule # 2
Tax and spend often. -- Liberal Rule # 1
Don't call it a lie, call it "changing your mind." -- Liberal Rule #18
Get caught in a lie? Deny you ever said it! -- Liberal Rule # 5
Lie about the past, then try to repeat it. -- Liberal Rule # 6
Lie loud and long enough and someone may believe it. -- Liberal Rule # 4
If quitting in a huff fails, see Rule #1. -- Liberal Rule #12
When caught lying, go into hysterics. -- Liberal Rule # 2
When caught lying, throw a hissy fit. -- Liberal Rule #20
