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• Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? -- John Mendoza
• When I get through making Benny eat his words he'll think he's been on a diet of dry alphabet soup.
  -- Fred Allened Alle...
• You can't think rationally on an empty stomach, and a whole lot of people can't do it on a full one either.
• I Saw better conversations in alphabet soup.
• If a guy tells me the probability of failure is 1 in 10E5, I know he's full of crap.
  -- Richard Phillips Feynman (1918-1988) -- "What Do You Care What Other People Think?...
• Zall's Laws: 1: Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  2: How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on....
• 1) Any time you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.
  (2) How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on. -- Zall's Law...
• Khan: "Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V's only remaining *indigenous* lifeform.
  What do you think? It killed twenty of my people....
• TO THE CLASS OF 1987: Unfortunately, a full 16% of you will be functionally illiterate.
  I'm afraid you'll have a hard row to hoe in the job marke...