Even Now, I Go To Someone's House And Think I Am Being A Good Guest If I Am Very Quiet, Don't Ask For Anything, And Refuse Anything That's Offered.

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Even now, I go to someone's house and think I am being a good guest if I am
very quiet, don't ask for anything, and refuse anything that's offered. This
behavior makes other people think of me as a nincompoop.
-- Garrison Keillor, "Lake Wobegon Days"

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