A Friend Is Something You Earn.
A friend is something you earn.
Friend: Don't you think you deserve to earn just as much as a man who does the same job?
Marge: Well, not if I have to do heavy lifting or math. -- "The Way We Wa...
When you lend something to a friend, you do not necessarily do that friend a favor for the friend has a damaged memormy and experiences some difficulty remembering the terms of the contract.
Ultimately, you have harmed the memory of the friend....
Beer doesn't care how much you earn.
Be a friend to the earth and it will be a friend to you.
If you want a friend, then be a friend.
May you take up a career in bomb disposal and earn the nickname 'Clumsy'.
When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do.
Think up something appropriate and do it. -- E.W. Howe...
A trusted friend will outlive you.
Congress: You earn it. We overspend it. You owe us more. Any questions?