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• Marge: [in bed, reading the shopping list] I get the feeling there's something you haven't told me Homer.
  Homer: Huh? Oh, I love you Marge. Marge: Mm, Homer, you tell me that all the time....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• A friend is a man who has the same enemies you have. -- Stephen Leacock
• Homer: This is my quest. I'm like that guy. That Spanish guy.
  You know, he fought the windmill... Marge: Don Quixote?...
• Homer: Do you really think you're pregnant? Marge: Well, I have the same nausea and craving for pancake mix I had with the other kids.
  Homer: Yeah, and I have the same tightness in my chest and profuse sweating I always did....
• Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty. Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
  Homer: What does "sequestered" mean? Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world....
• Lisa: How's Dad today? Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
  Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....
• A friend is something you earn.
• Herbert: So, Marge, a little about yourself. Marge
  Well, I met Homer in high school. We got married and had three beautiful children....