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• You also have Freudian panties to go with that slip?
• Two psychiatrists meet. One says to the other, "I went home for Easter and I made a terrible Freudian slip.
  The other said, "What did you say?" He said, "Well, I started to say to my mother, "Pass the hot cross buns....
• Mixed Emotions: When you see your mother-in-law back over a cliff in your new Mercedes Benz.
• To be wise, the only thing you really need to know is when to say "I don't know.
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
• When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
  -- Rule of the Grea...