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• 1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the furniture, shelves, and showcases.
  (2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks....
• Good day for business affairs. Make a pass at that the new file clerk.
• Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks. Wash the windows once a week. -- Work Rule
• The employee who has performed his labors faithfully and without a fault for five years, will be given an increase of five cents per day in his pay, providing profits from the business permit it.
  -- Work Rule...
• This office will open at 7 AM and close at 8 PM except on the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed.
  Each employee is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending church and contributing liberally to the cause of the Lord....
• Bring a gun! -- First rule of gunfighting
• You know you're in trouble when... (1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
  (2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife. (3) Your income tax check bounces....
• Men employees will be given off one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  -- Work Rule...
• What a change a few years makes. A kid who won't allow water to go above his wrists suddenly starts taking two showers each day, each of which lasts over a half hour.