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• 6) Men employees will be given time off each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  (7) After an employee has spent his thirteen hours of labor in the office, he should spend the remaining time reading the Bible and other good books....
• Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks. Wash the windows once a week. -- Work Rule
• Most of us spend the first 6 days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
  -- Fred Alle...
• Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week..
  . where we found each other, and loved each other.....
• Young men and young women may work systematically six days in the week and rise fresh in the morning, but let them attend modern dances for only a few hours each evening and see what happens.
  The Waltz, Polka, Gallop and other dances of the same kind will be disastrous in their effects to both sexes....
• 1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the furniture, shelves, and showcases.
  (2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks....
• The answer to the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is.
  .. Four day work week, Two ply toilet paper!...
• Marge: [sits upright, holding the covers to her neck] Oh, my goodness!
  Kids! Homer! We're late for church. [drops covers, revealing her church clothes] I'm glad I dressed last night....
• The following appeared in an editorial in the local newspaper of Workville.
  "Workers should be allowed to reduce their workload from 40 to 25 or even 20 hours per week because it is clear that people who work part-time instead of full-time have better health and improved morale....