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• 1) Office employees will daily sweep the floors, dust the furniture, shelves, and showcases.
  (2) Each day fill lamps, clean chimneys, and trim wicks....
• Keep close to Nature's heart... and break clear away, once in awhile, and climb a mountain or spend a week in the woods.
  Wash your spirit clean. -- John Muir, American Naturalist (1838-1914)...
• Men employees will be given off one evening each week for courting purposes, or two evenings a week if they go regularly to church.
  -- Work Rule...
• Each clerk will bring in a bucket of water and scuttle of coal for the day's business.
  -- Work Rule...
• These lovely lamps, these windows of the soul.
  -- Du Bartas (1544-1590) -- Divine Weekes and Workes, Sixth Day...
• Carl: I hate these "Worker of the Week Award" ceremonies.
  Lenny: Who even cares any more? Everyone at work sure has already got one....
• This office will open at 7 AM and close at 8 PM except on the Sabbath, on which day we will remain closed.
  Each employee is expected to spend the Sabbath by attending church and contributing liberally to the cause of the Lord....
• Where windows clean people.
• I recently saw this among other graffiti in my neighborhood laundroma
  "Better to have loved and lost than to do thirty pounds of wash each week." -- Hal Linde...