First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have
lasted all semester will fail during the math final. Corollary:
If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective.
lasted all semester will fail during the math final. Corollary:
If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective.
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the most distractingly attractive student in the class... - Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -
for the first time all year -- the most distractingly... - During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail.
M. M.... - Comes with all you see here.
Batteries not included... - There will always be prayer in school as long as there
are final exams... - Remember: if we all do bad, we all do well.
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Ross Niswanger on final... - Batteries not
included... - The final answer will exceed the magnitude or precision
or both of the calculator...
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A pipe
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Everything goes wrong all at once...
