First Law Of Final Exams: Pocket Calculator Batteries That Have Lasted All Semester Will Fail During The Math Final.

First Law of Final Exams: Pocket calculator batteries that have
lasted all semester will fail during the math final. Corollary:
If you bring extra batteries, they will be defective.

In your toughest final-- for the first time all year-- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
-- Second Law of Final Exam...
Second Law of Final Exams: In your toughest final -- for the first time all year -- the most distractingly attractive student in the class will sit next to you.
During an exam, the pocket calculator battery will fail. -- M. M. Johnsto
Comes with all you see here. Batteries not included.
There will always be prayer in school as long as there are final exams.
Remember: if we all do bad, we all do well. -- Ross Niswanger on final exam
Batteries not included.
The final answer will exceed the magnitude or precision or both of the calculator.

First Law Of Final Exams: Pocket Calculator Batteries That Have Lasted All Semester Will Fail During The Math Final.

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