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• Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our forefathers.
  Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it! Homer2...
• The more you run over a skunk, the stupider you are...
• Driving makes you stupid; the more you drive, the stupider you get.
• creen: "Third season"] Marge: Well, Homer, maybe you can take some consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
  Homer: [sarcastic] Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy!...
• Martin: Aw, a car impound lot: the impenetrable fortress of suburbia!
  Milhouse: We'll never get the tree back now. Ba...
• creen: "Second season"] Homer: [disguising his voice] Hello, my name is Mr.
  Burns. I believe you have a letter for me....
• Troy: And now I'd like to introduce the man who will put the "you" in "impr-you-vement".
  ..Brad Goodman! Brad: {Thank you so much, Troy. And by the way....
• Ned: [nervous] Well, a friendly Springfield "Hello" there, neighbors.
  Uh, you know, we think some kids of ours may be missing in your town....
• It seems these two Airmen decided to rob the local 7-11, a stupid move in and of itself.
  But wait, its stupid to rob a store when you're in the military 'cause the haircut will give you away every time....