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• Britannia needs no bulwarks, No towers along the steep
  Her march is o'er the mountain waves, Her home is on the deep....
• POLISH FLY: You put it in her drink and she begs you to take her bowling.
• We watch'd her breathing through the night, Her breathing soft and low, As in her breast the wave of life Kept heaving to and fro.
  -- Thomas Hood (1798-1845) -- The Death-Bed...
• I told her, "Like (*&^%$# you are!
• Oh no! we never mention her,-- Her name is never heard
  My lips are now forbid to speak That once familiar word....
• Lady Nancy Astor: "Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee.
  Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if you were my wife, I'd drink it....
• Loves horses, and her boyfriend too.
• Beauty's tears are lovelier than her smile. -- Campbell
• Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
  Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together....