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• Fortune is a woman. It is necessary, if you wish to master her, to take her by force before she has a chance to resist.
  -- Niccolo Machiavelli...
• Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.
  Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone....
• Yo momma nose so big you can go bowling with her boogers!
• A woman is like a tea bag--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
  -- Nancy Reaga...
• Drink ye to her that each loves best! And if you nurse a flame That 's told but to her mutual breast, We will not ask her name.
  -- Thomas Campbell (1777-1844) -- Drink ye to He...
• If her brains were put in a hummingbird, it would fly backwards.
• A woman is like your shadow; follow her, she flies; fly from her, she follows. -- Chamfo